I left town, I got back, I left town, I got back, and now somehow it is Saturday and Monday my family arrives in Chicago for Winter Holiday Festivities. I need to finish the collage in my kitchen! I need to clean my bathtub! I need to buy decaf coffee! I need to hide the drugs/sex toys/embarrassing middle school girl novels! I’ll leave wrapping a Christmas tree in caution tape and Halloween lights for when they get here.